I know I haven't posted in a while and this isn't really what I would have liked to write. I don't feel funny. I mean that in more of a metaphysical sense. I may physically feel funny, but my wife has the good grace not to say so, if it's true.
This seems to be going around. As I have said before, I blame it on Obama. Everything is his fault. And why not? Is this not what we heard from the left over the last eight years about Bush? Now it's their turn to hear it.
My regular post at Radioactive Liberty has been far more sarcastic than humorous lately. I'm not sure when that will change. As for this little side project, this may be the last post for a while but who knows. I may soon find inspiration.
My co-writers have jumped ship and I can understand that. I'm sure they feel the same way. I've kind of given up on the experiment of offering a space for those who would like a place to post their own brand of humor. This may be a solo effort in the near future.
Well, that's about it. I wish you well in your efforts. Talk to you later.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Government Grants Provide Political Humor
by Les James
There are times that I don't have to do anything, the government is funny all by itself. Here's a great example. I found this at an official .gov site that shows you how you too can get in on some economic stimulus. This is a real description of a grant.
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There are times that I don't have to do anything, the government is funny all by itself. Here's a great example. I found this at an official .gov site that shows you how you too can get in on some economic stimulus. This is a real description of a grant.
DARPA is soliciting innovative research proposals on the topic of a Submersible Aircraft. In particular, DARPA is interested in a feasibility study and experiments to prove out the possibility of making an aircraft that can maneuver underwater. The proposal needs to outline a conceptual design along with identifying the major technological limitations that need to be overcome in order to maneuver an aircraft underwater. In addition to the conceptual design studies, performers need to outline experiments or computational models that will be used to demonstrate that the major technological limitations can be overcome.I'm bookmarking this site. I know there has to be a lot of gems still in there.
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Billy Mays Parody: Obama Coins That Stop Global Warming
by Les James
Billy Mays is at it again. This time he's promoting Obama Coins that stop global warming. Swing by Radioactive Liberty for full details.
Billy Mays is at it again. This time he's promoting Obama Coins that stop global warming. Swing by Radioactive Liberty for full details.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Do It For The Children: Illegal Aliens Go Home
Another Conservative Rant by Les James
My up-bringing and twenty years in the Army have made me color blind. I really don't care about your skin pigment, the shape of your eyes, gender, sexual preference, religion, blah, blah, blah... I care about what you think about my country. That's right, MY country. Are you committed to standing up for the principles laid out by our founding fathers and the laws which govern our land or not?
If your answer is not, then I am very biased against you. I don't hate you. I don't have the energy or desire to maintain that level of destructive emotion. I just don't like you very much. That I can sustain.
Every person who has every lived on this chunk of soil, currently know as the USA, has come to this great land from some where else or has relatives who did. This was not the cradle of civilization. We are all immigrants or the off-spring of immigrants.
This were I shout out, "Illegal Aliens Go Home!"
The operative word here is ILLEGAL. That means breaking the law. That means taking jobs from Americans. Don't tell me about jobs we won't do. My son-in-law can't find work as a painter, because what jobs are out there have been infested by "people that just are trying to help their families". Yeah, and so was Bernie Madoff and Al Capone. These two examples along with "undocumented workers", and like so many of Obama's picks, didn't pay their taxes either.
I guess my son-in-law should just look for another line of work. So should American carpenters, framers, concrete workers -hell all of construction - wait staff, cooks, warehouse workers, hospitality industry employees, etc, etc, etc.
On the up side. Indications are that due to the economic down turn, a lot are heading back home. Yes, I said home. This country is not their home. They make no claim to it. These people are criminals and one or more of the following: users, tax cheats, job thieves, liars, identity frauds and a general drain on society.Oh, but who's going to pick the harvest and make our beds? This is where LEGAL immigration and properly monitored guest worker programs come in. It works. Letting people cut in front of the immigration line is wrong, by any standard.
This exodus should be cause for great rejoicing for the 20,000 or so state workers in California, who are going to be laid-off. CA pays out 5 Billion in American workers tax money, each year, to those with no business in this country. What to fix massive gaps in a state budget? Stop hurting those who paid into the system and are here as citizens or legal "green" card holders, by giving away services and money to those who are looting from us already.
Charity begins at home. This is my country, my home. Let's help our family first and stop ripping the clothes off our backs to give to those who have forced their way into our home and are stealing our livelihoods, taking our money, time and educational opportunities from our schools, destroying our medical system and bringing ILLEGAL drugs and gang violence to our streets.
Who do I blame for all of this?Society at large for allowing politicians to let it get to this point. Wake-up America, you let this happen. We are a resilient people. We can get through our current economic woes. We should begin by being proactive. Next election cycle, think before you let your emotions cast your vote.
I would go so far as to suggest that those of us who are currently unemployed, should be picketing construction sites and businesses who hire illegal aliens. Force the media to cover the fact the we, the rightful workers of this country, are standing outside, in the cold, while inside thieves are stealing food from the mouths of our kids.
To use one of the bleeding heart liberal's favorite sayings, Do it for the Children.
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My up-bringing and twenty years in the Army have made me color blind. I really don't care about your skin pigment, the shape of your eyes, gender, sexual preference, religion, blah, blah, blah... I care about what you think about my country. That's right, MY country. Are you committed to standing up for the principles laid out by our founding fathers and the laws which govern our land or not?
If your answer is not, then I am very biased against you. I don't hate you. I don't have the energy or desire to maintain that level of destructive emotion. I just don't like you very much. That I can sustain.
Every person who has every lived on this chunk of soil, currently know as the USA, has come to this great land from some where else or has relatives who did. This was not the cradle of civilization. We are all immigrants or the off-spring of immigrants.
This were I shout out, "Illegal Aliens Go Home!"
The operative word here is ILLEGAL. That means breaking the law. That means taking jobs from Americans. Don't tell me about jobs we won't do. My son-in-law can't find work as a painter, because what jobs are out there have been infested by "people that just are trying to help their families". Yeah, and so was Bernie Madoff and Al Capone. These two examples along with "undocumented workers", and like so many of Obama's picks, didn't pay their taxes either.
I guess my son-in-law should just look for another line of work. So should American carpenters, framers, concrete workers -hell all of construction - wait staff, cooks, warehouse workers, hospitality industry employees, etc, etc, etc.
On the up side. Indications are that due to the economic down turn, a lot are heading back home. Yes, I said home. This country is not their home. They make no claim to it. These people are criminals and one or more of the following: users, tax cheats, job thieves, liars, identity frauds and a general drain on society.Oh, but who's going to pick the harvest and make our beds? This is where LEGAL immigration and properly monitored guest worker programs come in. It works. Letting people cut in front of the immigration line is wrong, by any standard.
This exodus should be cause for great rejoicing for the 20,000 or so state workers in California, who are going to be laid-off. CA pays out 5 Billion in American workers tax money, each year, to those with no business in this country. What to fix massive gaps in a state budget? Stop hurting those who paid into the system and are here as citizens or legal "green" card holders, by giving away services and money to those who are looting from us already.
Charity begins at home. This is my country, my home. Let's help our family first and stop ripping the clothes off our backs to give to those who have forced their way into our home and are stealing our livelihoods, taking our money, time and educational opportunities from our schools, destroying our medical system and bringing ILLEGAL drugs and gang violence to our streets.
Who do I blame for all of this?Society at large for allowing politicians to let it get to this point. Wake-up America, you let this happen. We are a resilient people. We can get through our current economic woes. We should begin by being proactive. Next election cycle, think before you let your emotions cast your vote.
I would go so far as to suggest that those of us who are currently unemployed, should be picketing construction sites and businesses who hire illegal aliens. Force the media to cover the fact the we, the rightful workers of this country, are standing outside, in the cold, while inside thieves are stealing food from the mouths of our kids.
To use one of the bleeding heart liberal's favorite sayings, Do it for the Children.
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009
The World is Deflating
by Les James
The world is deflating. If this there can be little doubt. A few months ago, I could walk on solid ground. Now it seems to be getting softer, mushier.
Every day, I hear dread news of further drops in the stock market, weakening of the economy, fears of even greater reduction in jobs. Is it any wonder then, the globe itself is getting squeezy?
Crap! Even the heads of our political leaders are getting softer!
When I go outside the confines of my abode, everything seems insubstantial. I grab at what should be solid, reality, and it pushes through my fingers, melts in my hand. I have a cold feeling when I'm out in the world. It use to be pleasant, warm and inviting. Now it seems harsh and uncaring.
The colors have faded, and now there are only shades of grays and whites. Even the sky has taken on this hue, this texture of foreboding.
All of this change has occurred since Obama was elected. He has taken the blue sky, the birds and inviting, green lawns. Gone. Gone. In this winter of our discontent.
H/T to RT for this idea
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The world is deflating. If this there can be little doubt. A few months ago, I could walk on solid ground. Now it seems to be getting softer, mushier.
Every day, I hear dread news of further drops in the stock market, weakening of the economy, fears of even greater reduction in jobs. Is it any wonder then, the globe itself is getting squeezy?
Crap! Even the heads of our political leaders are getting softer!
When I go outside the confines of my abode, everything seems insubstantial. I grab at what should be solid, reality, and it pushes through my fingers, melts in my hand. I have a cold feeling when I'm out in the world. It use to be pleasant, warm and inviting. Now it seems harsh and uncaring.
The colors have faded, and now there are only shades of grays and whites. Even the sky has taken on this hue, this texture of foreboding.
All of this change has occurred since Obama was elected. He has taken the blue sky, the birds and inviting, green lawns. Gone. Gone. In this winter of our discontent.
H/T to RT for this idea
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Monday, February 16, 2009
Obama Tabs Rodman at Radioactive Liberty
by Les James
Dennis Rodman to head a newly created Presidential committee? Get to the seat of this controversy at my post today at Political humor and satire at Radioactive Liberty.
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Dennis Rodman to head a newly created Presidential committee? Get to the seat of this controversy at my post today at Political humor and satire at Radioactive Liberty.
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Welcome to the Future of Mild Max
Mild Max is a blogger community written novel about the reality of global cooling. In a world of constant snow, Max must leave the fortress of San Francisco and make his way through the wilds of an America changed by nature, bad decissions and even worst policy. Hosted by Conservative Political Humor & Satire by Radioactive Liberty, new chapters will appear each Friday. More information about how you can becomes a part of this fun on-going event, go to Mild Max.
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