In a bar in Boston, a postman expounds on the history of the first Tea Party. He explains -to the chagrin of those within earshot- that pissed-off patriots dressed as Mohawk Indians, boarded a ship in that city's harbor and dumped tea into the cold waters.
Today, pissed-off patriots are entering voting booths and are dumping incumbents. The Tea Party isn't interested in a Big Tent. They're looking for a much smaller enclosure. Maybe something far more traditional, something that fits the spirit of first Tea Party.
Hummmm. How about a "T"ea "P"arty "T"ee "P"ee?