Christine O'Donnell will get trophy for second place

Christine O'Donnell ruined her chances of being elected through a series of unfortunate gaffs. Her "...not a witch" comment will be remembered long after the reason for it is forgotten.

Now where I have heard something like this before?

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Happy Birthday, Mister President

Obama's at it again.  This time at a speech celebrating Lincoln's 200th Birthday.

 
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Obama Sworn-in By Chief Justice Roberts

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Mocking The Senate Swearing-in

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Hillary Just Cloning Around

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DemTools at Radioactive Liberty

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The Wizard Ozbama #3

It's Friday, and that means it's time for the next in the exciting series, The Wizard Ozbama. Tune in every Friday from now until the election for an exclusive still from the upcoming movie.



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Dems Nominate Obama...Duh

Welcome to Sure Happy It's Thursday© or S.H.I.T.. This is where I blather on incoherently about what ever for a few moments. Today it's about the Democrat Convention, or as I like to call it, The Donkey Show.

I guess as a Democrat all you have to do to be picked, as your party’s candidate for President, is to get a bunch of people to yell really loud. I wonder if the delegates from Michigan and Florida were told to only yell half as loud since they were only half a person each?

Being a Democrat seems to mean the rules are only guidelines that can be suspended at any time, simply because they don’t fit in well with your plans. Silly guidelines like their own bylaws or possibly the U.S. Constitution. Or maybe they'll just re-write the Bill of Rights like good ol' Mr. Woodrow Wilson wanted to do. For some reason Obama reminds me of Dennis the Menace.

But that assumes they win the White House. Otherwise we’ll be in for four years of McCain getting tough, just before he caves to Nancy Pelosi’s and Harry Read’s demands.



Trotting out another ass, last night Bill was in the spotlight. Big deal. Like we didn't know that he was going to support his party. Now if Biden can just keep his ass from running his mouth...Nah. Between his well know comments about his would-be boss and Carter calling Obama a "black boy" there will be no end to the blogging hi jinks. Keep up the good work Dems.

Tonight at Invesco Field, Obama will either float in from on high like Criss Angel or walk across a reflection pool on his way to the stage to he give his acceptance speech. I fully expect the heavens to open and St Peter himself to descend to personally give Obama special dispensation and his blessing.

What ever happens it surly will be a spectacle. Oh, and very green.

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You'll Get Yours in the End

The market place is full today. The crowd jostles a single-minded young man as he wades deeper into the row upon row of stalls. Fruits and vegetables, clothing, pots and pans are piled high upon tables and old rugs. All in a greater abundance then he has ever before seen in his life.

The shrill laughter of children at play and women wearing headscarves and burkas, their insistent voices bartering with merchants, add to the festive scene.

Entering the center of the swarming bazaar, the young man stops. He assesses his location. This will do. He lightly pats his chest and smiles. Under his jacket, is a suicide vest filled with high explosives. He has volunteered to martyr himself, for the sake of Jihad and thereby help in the holy struggle against the infidels who have dared defile the lands of his fathers. He is arrogantly proud of his role. Allah will be very pleased, he thinks.

But today, he will not strike directly at the Great Satan. He will hit them from an oblique angle.

He tears off the jacket, drops it on the ground, and laughs as the men, women and children now recognize him for what he is. They try to flee, but there are too many in too small of a space.

They're trapped by their own sin. Now they'll pay the price for their lack of true faith.

A piercing cry of "Allah Akbar!" burst from his mouth and fills the air, moments before the fireball.

Silence.

The young man is aware. But he can see nothing, for there is nothing to see.

He can hear nothing for there is nothing to hear.

Then, from what might be judged as the distance, a diffuse light seems to approach. It grows brighter, larger as it nears. Soon he raises a hand before his eyes, to shield them from the intense light. Fear grows within him as he throws himself down, prostrate in front of this overwhelming magnificence.

The whiteness speaks. It is a gentle, but still powerful voice.

"Arise," the voice says.

The young man slowly stands, but cannot look directly at the light.

"You are suicide bomber and consider yourself to be a martyr. Is this correct?" the voice asks.

Emboldened by the acknowledgement of his status, he proudly relies, "Yes, yes Allah, I am."

"Ah... Well, we have little problem here it seems. You see, I'm not Allah."

Unsure of what to make of this admission, he pauses briefly before saying, "Then you must be one of his angles, one of those He made from light. You certainly must then be aware that I am to be given special treatment, for the works that I have done in his name."

"Special treatment? Just what did you have in mind?"

Seeing this as a test of his faith and knowledge, the young man explains. "Paradise? The seventy-two virgins? You must know of this?"

"Oh, that special treatment. Well, of course, after all you deserve it."

"I do. I deserve what I have earned," he exclaims, his words dripping with conceit.

"So that's what you wish, that's how you want to spend eternity? The seventy-two virgins and all?"

"Yes, in fact I demand it. It is my due!"

"All right. But remember, you asked for it."

The light fades out and is replaced by a desert scene. The young man finds himself facing a robed stranger.

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