Jihad For Jesus?

Call them what you will, Jihadist for Jesus, Holy Hoodlums, Divine Desperadoes, Old Testament Terrorist, or a Bible Brute Squad, these Huntaree Christian Militia members are pure Satanic Evil.

I'd sure like to ask them:

What were you thinking? Were you jealous because the Israelis and Muslims are getting all the press lately? Did God really whisper in your ear and say "Hey I got an idea, why don't you kill some cops for me? I'm kinda busy" ?

If you all absolutely had to be raving religious whack jobs, couldn't you have followed the example of the Jim Jones cult? Guyana Grape...mmm, mmm! Or maybe you could mix arsenic with wine, and suck-down some Michael Jackson inspired, Jesus Juice.

Regardless, you're all a bunch of treasonous, cowardly dumb asses. I hope you all get sent to General Population at Gitmo. Wouldn't that make a great reality show? It could run for years. Because despite Obama's Executive Order and promises, it's going to open for a long time.

I love finishing on a positive note

Underwear Bomber is Gay

So, this rich kid can't get chicks. He's a total loser, and figures the best thing he can do with his life is to off himself in a packed airliner, at Christmas. Yeah, I had a lot of friends in high school and college that felt the same way. Not.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab isn't a name you'd give a kid if you wanted him to score with women. Still, he couldn't even get action in England, and according to the Austin Powers' flicks, they're easy. What's the deal? That's simple, he's gay, just like most terrorist are gay. What else would explain him sewing a six long inch sausage-like packet of the high explosive PETN into BVD's? He liked the feel of that package next to his, and he hoped it would go off. 

Next there was the liquid filled syringe. Play with it, and it ejects. Can you say Freudian? I'll bet he's going to be really popular in prison. And those disfiguring scars from the burns he sustained while trying to get his package off? Not to worry, his new friends won't be able to see 'em from behind.

Obama Won't Rest... or

Okay, okay. I think I'm starting to get it now. I mean, it's only been what, a year? President Barack Hussein Obama is kind of confused when it comes to pronouns. When he says "I" he means you. And when he says "we" he means those guys.

So when he comes off the golf course, or tennis court, or out of the gym or, or, or... to say   "We will not rest until we find all who were involved and hold them accountable." or "I promise you this: I won't rest until things get better."  or "..And I will not rest until businesses are investing again and businesses are hiring again and people have work again.” or "And I won’t rest until every American who wants a job can find one."  or “I will not rest until the dream of healthcare reform is achieved in the United States of America.”  what he really means is, "You'd better fix this while I rest, or under the bus you go".

Come on dude, give it a rest.

The rest of Les James' posts can be found a Global Warming Hoax & Lies at Mild Max, and Radioactive Liberty