Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Obama Will Lead From The Center

President elect Barack Hussein Obama, Master of the Know Universe and Those Objects Too Tiny to Find With Both Hands, has decreed the He will Rule From the Center! Emotionally aroused crowds of adoring, bleating acolytes, peed themselves as they flocked, during this on-going, giddy festival worthy of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
This celebration of His assumed Magnificence, will come to a head through a consummation ceremony during the first month of the new year. Immediately following the ritual will be the beheading of the members of the last administration.  They will be served cold, as this is how revenge should always be served.
Any who doubt Obama's Resolve, will bear witness to the unveiling of His Plan.  They will see for themselves His unmatched dexterity in manually handling His Rule From The Center! Millions will bow before him and feel a measure of his Rule course through them.

Rumors from some, who claim to have witnessed His Center, are whispering, 'It's too bad he's only half black'.
Humor-Blogs hasn't seen it...yet, but they have ordered a microscope. 


JumpOut said...

When did John Stamos dye his hair grey...or did he wash the grecian formula out of his hair.

Les James said...

I don't even know how to answer that.

Chris C said...

Every time I think of Obama the song 'O Fortuna' plays in my head.

If you have no idea what I am talking about here's the link to the song. You've heard it before.

Mr Shizzo said...

Great line about serving them up cold. This confirms that Obama thinks the center of the universe is himself.

Les James said...

Not only the center but he'll be holding the pole around which it rotates.

Snigglefrits said...

"Not only the center but he'll be holding the pole around which it rotates."

What if that pole is "Too Tiny to Find With Both Hands"? :D

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Les James said...