President elect Barack Hussein Obama, Master of the Know Universe and Those Objects Too Tiny to Find With Both Hands, has decreed the He will Rule From the Center! Emotionally aroused crowds of adoring, bleating acolytes, peed themselves as they flocked, during this on-going, giddy festival worthy of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
This celebration of His assumed Magnificence, will come to a head through a consummation ceremony during the first month of the new year. Immediately following the ritual will be the beheading of the members of the last administration. They will be served cold, as this is how revenge should always be served.
Any who doubt Obama's Resolve, will bear witness to the unveiling of His Plan. They will see for themselves His unmatched dexterity in manually handling His Rule From The Center! Millions will bow before him and feel a measure of his Rule course through them.
Rumors from some, who claim to have witnessed His Center, are whispering, 'It's too bad he's only half black'.
Humor-Blogs hasn't seen it...yet, but they have ordered a microscope.
