Tuesday, May 4, 2010

New Catch Phrase Coming, Someone Call Guiness

I have determined that it is time for a new catch phrase to be created, and being the generous and warm-hearted gentleman that I am, I have decided to create it. First some foundation.

"I believe the nation that invented the automobile cannot walk away from it." 2/25/09

"It was like the Special Olympics or something." 3/19/09

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." 5/8/09

"The Cambridge police acted stupidly."; Immediately followed by, "I don't know all the facts." 7/21/09

"Our failure to act responsibly at the federal level will only open the door to irresponsibility by others," 4/23/10

That is just a smattering, these things are all over the place. Oh, those are quotes from Obama over the last 14 months.

Here's my premise. The next time some liberal/progressive/moonbat says something that is completely stupid (how often does that happen), tell them they sound just like the President. Some examples..

Dude, you know you sound just like the President.
The President couldn't have said that any better.
How Presidential of you.
You should run for President, you sound just like him.
And my favorite;
The last time I heard a line like that, it came out of a Presidents mouth.

If they don't understand, the laughter from surrounding people should help it sink in.


USA_Admiral said...

Hilarious. This should be a hit.

Eric said...

I wonder if my avitar works now.

Eric said...

wooo hoooo

Anonymous said...

WTF is up with that avatar Eric? You sir, are one sick puppy!

Eric said...

Boo Yahh! My daddy was always so proud of that photo. Some people are gifted at birth, everyone else has to live in shadows they cast. Er, something like that.

Les James said...

L Ron must be jealous.

L Ron Jeremy said...

Jealous? Hell no! I can lay on my back with my head facing north and tell what time it is.