Oprah writing new book.

In a recent interview, Oprah Winfred announce her new book title: Going Bacon.

When the question was raised about the similarities between her and Sarah Palin both quitting their day jobs and writing books, it was asked if she had any political aspirations.

Oprah only said “I’m gonna kick her gun toting, bear killing, salmon fishing, skinny honky white ass all the way back to Alaska! Right after I finish this box of jelly donuts.”

There has been no response from the Palin camp…yet.