Monday, January 12, 2009

Paris Gives Sketchy Information

by Mister Know-it-all

The 27-year-old heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune cooperated with police in order to render composite drawings of males "with a specific knowledge" of the woman's boudoir. Several LAPD artists were seen leaving Ms. Hilton's mansion after initial drawings were started and a spokeswoman for the department confirmed a nation-wide call for more composite artists is in effect to complete the project. Ms. Hilton expressed remorse when told that Alberto Vargas was unavailable due to his 1982 death.

The creator of several perfumes, including "One Night In Paris", offered a "substantial reward" to "any hot guys" for information leading to the capture or "restraint" of suspects in this case.

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Les James said...

The Vargas Girls were hot! Now that was art!

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