Monday, September 29, 2008
October 2008 Calender of Events, Observances and Stupid Stuff
Each month earth shaking events are celebrated across the U.S.A. Unfortunately, you probably have never heard of most of them. Yeah October has Columbus Day and Halloween, but I'm sure many were too dumb to know October is Sarcastic Awareness Month. That was sarcasm. Get it? Me saying that some of you were dumb by not knowing... Oh, forget it.
Below you're going to find a short list I've compiled of the truly important events and observances that you really need to know. By celebrating these, you can enrich your life and the lives of your friends and relatives. I don't think it will bring about world peace -that's a different month.
Month: Pickled Pepper, Sausage, and Pizza Month.
Weeks: 5-11: National Metric Week, 19-25: National Water Week.
Days: 1: World Vegetarian Day, 2: Name Your Car Day, 3: Federal Income Tax Day, 4: Taco Day, 5: Be Nice to Lawyers Day, 7: Bathtub Day, 8: Tube Top Day, 10: Tuxedo Day, 11: Sausage Pizza Day, 14: Full Moon Day, 15: Grouch Day, Oatmeal Day, 18: Watch A Squirrel Day, 20: Shampoo Day, 21: Babbling Day, 23: Mole Day, 26: Mule Day & Mother-in-law's Day, 27: Boxer Shorts Day, 29: The Internet's Birthday, 31: Frankenstein Day
Happy Birthday Internet!
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