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Updated: 20 minutes ago
Out-going Pres, George W. Bush, declared "one final goal" as commander in chief
Upyrss: 20 minutes ago
Washington DC (UPYRSS)_To prevent a replay of the carnage left in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, the Bush administration has awarded Haliburton Company a $450 billion feasibility study into the creation of the world's largest sponge.
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Out-going Pres, George W. Bush, declared "one final goal" as commander in chief
By Unrepentant Philistines Yammering Repetitious Stupid Stuff
1:23 PM DDT, February 31, 2008
Washington DC (UPYRSS)_To prevent a replay of the carnage left in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, the Bush administration has awarded Haliburton Company a $450 billion feasibility study into the creation of the world's largest sponge.
FOX News Service (FNS) reports, "Bleeding heart liberals maintain the measure is unnecessary and ill-advised thus condemning the most populous city in Louisiana to certain destruction."
Bush, "Exclusive news coverage... will be awarded... to an undisclosed... insert grin, I mean... uh... news, Fox News... an unnamed news... agency."
Updated: 22 minutes ago
US Supreme Court has ruled 5-to-4 in favor of all future GOP decisions
Upyrs: 22 minutes ago
Washington DC (UPYRS)_Antonin Scalia declared his unabashed opposition to "democratic rhetoric and liberal realpolitik ramblings."
By Unrepentant Philistines Yammering Repetitious Stupid Stuff
1:23 PM DDT, February 31, 2008
Washington DC (UPYRSS)_To prevent a replay of the carnage left in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, the Bush administration has awarded Haliburton Company a $450 billion feasibility study into the creation of the world's largest sponge.
FOX News Service (FNS) reports, "Bleeding heart liberals maintain the measure is unnecessary and ill-advised thus condemning the most populous city in Louisiana to certain destruction."
Bush, "Exclusive news coverage... will be awarded... to an undisclosed... insert grin, I mean... uh... news, Fox News... an unnamed news... agency."
Updated: 22 minutes ago
US Supreme Court has ruled 5-to-4 in favor of all future GOP decisions
Upyrs: 22 minutes ago
Washington DC (UPYRS)_Antonin Scalia declared his unabashed opposition to "democratic rhetoric and liberal realpolitik ramblings."
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US Supreme Court has ruled 5-to-4 in favor of all future GOP decisions
By Unrepentant Philistines Yammering Repetitious Stupid Stuff
1:21 PM DDT, February 31, 2008
Antonin Scalia declared his unabashed opposition to "democratic rhetoric and liberal realpolitik ramblings."
Scalia later recanted his statement to clarify, "I meant Democratic as in the party of the left-wing socialist, um... The Democrats. That's what I meant." It was announced later that the Supreme Court justice will take an extended vacation to Sarasota Springs, followed by a visit to Lourdes.
Humor-Blogs has never tried the sponge.
Stumble It!
By Unrepentant Philistines Yammering Repetitious Stupid Stuff
1:21 PM DDT, February 31, 2008
Antonin Scalia declared his unabashed opposition to "democratic rhetoric and liberal realpolitik ramblings."
Scalia later recanted his statement to clarify, "I meant Democratic as in the party of the left-wing socialist, um... The Democrats. That's what I meant." It was announced later that the Supreme Court justice will take an extended vacation to Sarasota Springs, followed by a visit to Lourdes.
Humor-Blogs has never tried the sponge.
Stumble It!
1 comment:
If the people of New Orleans had use the sponge in the first place...
One of my favorite opening to the Simpsons is Bart at the chalkboard writing Sponge Bob is not a contraceptive'.
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